A student enters the store and flashes a bundle of cash to the owner.
You: "I want to buy that boroboro-inspired Volcano Nike sweatshirt. Made with lava fabric - not real lava - and ash markings - not real ash. One that is just made it look like ash. Those flecks of grey stitching make it a super interesting design."
Boroboro: "Alright, cool! I'll make you a deal, I'll throw in a free ball cap with your purchase!"
You: "Alright, you got yourself a deal!"